The Great Flood of Elias Thorne · Elias Thorn Site: Elias Thorn / Shelter Source: https://elias-thorn.com/en/rooms/records/great-flood-thorne/ Language: en Reuse: Retain the source URL and existing author credits. The site is the distribution source, not necessarily the original author or rights holder. Scope: Public HTML text at build time. Interactive content, media and private records are not included. The Great Flood of Elias Thorne Everyone in this world is called Elias Thorne, and humanity has destroyed nature. Flying above it, Elias hears God speak from a burning cigarette. Promised a flood and ordered to build an ark, he extinguishes the cigarette and waits for catastrophe. The story can be read as satire on depersonalisation and ecological destruction; the protagonist’s refusal expresses an unwillingness to take part in saving the world. Name match · Name variant: Elias Thorne Role · Ian Patterson · author and organiser of The Thousand Faces Full story read; part of The Thousand Faces Date or period · 2026-06-19 Open source ↗ (https://ipatterson.substack.com/p/the-great-flood-of-elias-thorne) About the author · Shiraki Press (https://shirakipress.com/pages/ian-patterson) Related traces The Thousand Faces of Elias Thorne (https://elias-thorn.com/en/rooms/records/thousand-faces/)Freefall (https://elias-thorn.com/en/rooms/records/freefall-thorne/)Bob (https://elias-thorn.com/en/rooms/records/bob-thorne/)